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Monday, August 30, 2004

Haas Stuff

Well, I'm not sure I'll be able to keep the blog up, as after my first day of classes I can see I have a lot of work to do. But I do have an excuse for the last week.

I'm not saying who did it, but a beer was spilt on my barnd spanking new laptop. Two weeks later, I have it back, and THANK YOU Toshiba, for taking mercy on me and not charging me to fix it.

Anyway, Haas orientation was amazing, a full week packed to the gills. Highlights:

*Haas has a few shining star programs, the most impressive being Management of Technology. Haas is the only school that offers this as I understand it. The program tries to leverage Berkeley's strengths in both engineering and business by throwing students into high tech managment classes together. Students often hook up to compete in the two b-plan contests here. The result is a history of sucessful and profitable companies and products. Entrepreneurism is also huge here.

*The culture here is extremely supportive, and very socially concious. Most of the students I've talked to really do give a crap about CSR and are somewhat considering some kind of not for profit work, if not as a full time position as an extracurricular. And guess what? If the mood strikes you, Haas will fully pay your loans while you work for a non-profit. As part of the culture, there are a wealth of worthwhile clubs to join.

*This is more of a personal highlight. During O-Week we did a practice business case. It was on Clif Bar. We broke into our cohorts - 60 people each, and then into teams of 6. We had to do a presentation after 45 minutes, then the cohorts voted on the best presentation. The team went with my product idea, and I presented it. They also added some great strategy ideas, and presented those. We won our cohort. We then had to present to the whole class. We won that too... except unbeknownst to us it wasn't judged by the class - the founder of Clif bar was is the crowd.

*We had cohort olympics. There was beer and kickball. Enough said.

So on to the semester. Haas is divided into two 7 week mini semesters with three classes each. First is Organizational Behavior, Micro Economics and Statistics, plus a 1 credit leadership Communication. Then we get Finance, Accounting and Macro.

Shit. I have a lot to read.

Go bears.

Friday, August 20, 2004

Some Good Advice

My brother in law, an HBS alum and one of the smartest people I know, sent me this advice on going through b-school the other day. I thought it was so good I asked him if I could post it here, and he agreed.

As You Begin….

Write down your goals: What are the top 3-5 things you want to accomplish during your B-School run? Review these goals regularly – hang them on your wall or keep it in your planner.

Get organized: If you do not already have one, get yourself a Palm Pilot, Treo, or paper-based system (Franklin Planner) to keep track of your (1) schedule, (2) rolodex, and (3) to do list. The rolodex is especially important – as you meet people (classmates, interviewers, professors, alumni), enter them in so you have record. Entering their names also will enhance your ability to remember them – repetition is the mother of skill.

Keep your resume up to date at all times! There is no official “resume season” – you could be asked for it at anytime, and failure to present one may preclude you from a great opportunity. Before you get knee-deep in classes, add your last experience to your resume if you haven’t already.

It’s all about Networking….

Get good at small talk: The best way to engage someone in small talk is to (1) remember their name when they tell you it and (2) ask them questions. I always have four questions ready to go for anyone I meet:
– What is your name?
– Where are you from?
– Where do you/have you worked?
– Where are you living? (on campus/off campus)
Any of these four questions can lead you to “Level 2” questions: For example – “where are you from” leads to things like “I’ve never been there – what is it like?” or “did you like living there?” or “sounds like paradise on earth – do you want to return there?” etc.

Meet, Greet, and Meet Some More: Meet as many people as you can. Even if you do not regularly socialize with them, you will be surprised how your former classmates will welcome an email from you 10 years down the road, even if they barely remember you.

Keep Your Guard Up: One of the things I learned from my 1st year Negotiation class is that there are two broad sets of negotiators: Givers (“Pie Makers”) and Takers (“Zero Summers”). Givers are people with loads of integrity and are willing to work with you to create a bigger pie before negotiating on how to divvy it up. Zero Summers are in it for themselves; their sole purpose is to take as much as they can off the table. When a giver negotiates with another giver, there is huge potential for mutual benefit, but when a giver negotiates with a taker, the giver gets royally hosed every time. If you are, by nature, a giver, be very wary of the takers. (I typically assume someone is a taker until they prove they are giver.)

Don’t Become a Social Outcast: You are going to meet plenty of people who are just plain intimidating (Perhaps, you will recognize these people by the fact that they are going to pull up in Mercedes/BMW’s, talk about the CEOs they play golf with, and come from esteemed families/social circles). But there are plenty of people there who DO have things in common with you. Also, your social circles will develop over time, so don’t get freaked out if by the end of September, you have not found a group to hang out with.

Watch the Gossip: This probably won’t be an issue for you, but there will be plenty of opportunities (usually around beers) to make fun of people based on their classroom comments or other social gaffes. Try not to participate – it has a habit of coming back around, and you never know when you will have to work with that person on a team project.

Sometimes You Gotta Force Yourself: If you find yourself not feeling like going to a meeting, extracurricular, company brief, or social function, go anyway. I can’t tell you how many times I have dreaded going to one of these functions only to have learned something important or to have met someone that helped me down the road.

Today’s Professors are Tomorrow’s Colleagues: Meet your professors, get to know them. They value you – you keep them young and energized. Down the road, you will want to network with them. I did a horrible job of this.

The Classroom….

Go to Class: Not sure how classroom participation works at Berkeley, but at HBS it was a significant portion of the grade. Regardless, go to class – you will learn more that way. And don’t show up late – it is unprofessional and you will look bad – very bad. If it came down to being late or not going at all, I chose not going at all.

Recognize that you bring value to the table: Don’t be intimidated (as I was) by the I-bankers and Management Consultants. They will have really good, strategic work experience. But you have an equally relevant base of knowledge and experience. You have the advantage of having worked in an operational role, and knowing what works day to day amongst people who make the strategy happen. More importantly, not many have your experience in web marketing. Use these as your base.

Learn the jargon: You will find that the consultants and I-bankers will come in with a certain level of business savvy that you do not have (and I did not have going in to HBS). These people have operated at a more strategic level than you; learn from them. Listen how they talk and write down phrases you hear that sound good. Also write down phrases that sound equally ridiculous – you may be able to start a game of Business Bingo or even write a B-School comedy.
Have fun learning new stuff: You are paying a lot of money for this – focus less on grades, and more on learning.

Leverage other people’s knowledge: Form a study group with people with diverse backgrounds. Aside from the learning aspects, it is a good way to socialize.
Get the Wall Street Journal: Read it everyday, even if only for 15 minutes over coffee – it is the best way to get educated on business, and gives you tidbits to contribute to conversations in and out of class.

The Future….

View yourself as your own business: You officially work for YOU Inc. You are your own business. Figure out what things interest you (e.g. web marketing), and become THE expert on it. Then find opportunities (not necessarily “jobs”) where you can leverage your expertise. There will be times in the upcoming years where these opportunities will take the form of a job. Other times, these opportunities may take the form of a consulting/freelance role. Ultimately, these opportunities lead to the development of new skills and expertise, which open up a whole new set of opportunities.

Don’t settle for a job: Figure out something that interests you and go from there. I was interested in technology, I researched a couple of industries, and decided to go into telecom; I did not waste my time learning about other “hot industries” like Financial Services. Perhaps I could have made more money, but it did not interest me and I would not have been successful because I did not have the interest.

Don’t wait ‘til “interview season” to look for an opportunity: Devote time each week to learning about industries/companies/opportunities you are interested in. Get yourself a small notebook to jot down statistics or quotes that you can use in interviews, cover letters, and conversations. This is all part of the building expertise theme – you need to come across as an expert and part of that is industry knowledge.

Watch Your Burn Rate (a.k.a. Beware of Clothing Companies): In keeping with the “view yourself as your own business” theme, the #1 reason why startups fail is they run out of cash. So don’t let YOU Inc run out of cash. Rest assured, Hickey Freeman will try to sell you a $1500 suit, claiming that “you need this suit to be successful in your interviews.” Unless you are headed to Wall Street, a tailored $300-$400 suit will do you fine. The more general idea behind this is don’t do anything that unnecessarily raises your burn rate. Doing so will raise the amount you have to borrow and puts you in a deeper hole.

Organize Your Finances: Consider getting Quicken – it is a good time to get your finances organized. Also, keep good paper records around your school loans. We bought a plastic, portable file box with 2-3 accordion files to go inside – one was for our School Loans and the others were for bills, etc. Just don’t do anything to screw up your credit rating. You will need it later.

Debt Fears: Don’t worry about your debt – you will find a way to pay it off. We emerged from B-School/L-School with over $100K of debt; we paid it off, and we don’t exactly have Wall Street power jobs. (In fairness, they kinda do have big important jobs J )

Wednesday, August 18, 2004


So it's my birthday. Yay.

Remember I said I was still getting paychecks from work? Well they just took the most recent one back by debiting my account the last one. Lucky I didn't spend it! It's a reverse b-day check.

School is great, loving finance & accounting. 2 more days of math camp. Tupelo has separation anxiety, and ate her way through the ex's door yesterday. Our stuff finally got here, they tried to charge us for 500 lbs, so we made them way the truck with us. We were right. Ugh, and I recommended those movers to two of my fellow classmates. Anyway, gotta run and celebrate with some excel work.

Saturday, August 14, 2004

California Love

Well, I am one week into my life as a Haas student, and things are going just fine. Math camp classes move rather fast, and in great detail. This intersected sharply with my quantitative weakness, so after the first day I was a little freaked out. The homework was basically a bunch of "hard" GMAT calc problems, and since I took the test in 2001, I couldn't remember how to do them. So I tried for a few hours and stressed. My fellow students were mellow though, and it seems that the homework comes a day before the class lesson does, so by the end of the week, I was comfortable enough to take Friday off. Not that I am acing the material or anything, I'm just trying to get rid of those class cutting impulses during the preseason. Thr prof reaches near genius level in the math area as far as I can tell. Also, he seems to genuinely love love love math. When we learn a formula, he starts with a general truth, then does a shitload of lightning round calculus to go through an explanation why the new formula is true. Then we get the formula. Then we do it manually. Usually, it ends with learning how to make excel or the 12c take care of it all for you. Personally, I'll be concentrating on this latter part. I like the hp12c. oooooo. Shiny.

Everybody I've met at Haas has been very friendly, and they definitely seem like a very smart/succesful bunch of people. I have to admit I am generally a bit intimidated. I'm really looking forward to hanging out with em all. Unfortunately, it does seem that everyone lives in Berkeley. It's definitely a trade off. However, while I am enamored with the redwoods of the university campus, I am still not all that impressed with the surrounding town. Plus I love where I live, so I' not too bumbed. Oh, and from the time I close my front door to the time my ass hits the seat, a little less than an hour passes. That's not too bad, and the BART ride is uncrowded with opportunity to get a little work done.

Other than that, not a whole lot going on, except me loving life in this very excellent little city. I got a job with the building manager cleaning/repairing and painting apartments during their transition. I am psyched. I make my own hours, love handy work (ok, not the cleaning : ( ) at make $12.50 and hour. This should help things financially. I ran my budget. I have about $200 a week to spend. Not too bad, until christmas, or generally any unforeseen expense comes up.

Lastly, my moving truck is still not here. I have gotten so used to having nothing, I'm not sure I want my stuff anymore. Like Thoreau says, simplify, simplify. Which is why I think I should try to trade everything I have for a flat screen plasma tv. That's as simple as it gets.

Anyway, good luck to all as you start classes, and hello to Trip & Yogi, congrats to 3app on the interview invite.
Sunday, July 25, 2004

Where to Begin????

I'll start at the endnd fill in the blanks a. Right now I am sitting in my own studio apartment in the Nob Hill section of San Francisco, typing on my sweet sweet swank new Toshiba laptop. Life is good.

So, after a very nice if not a bit emotional farewell fourth of July bbq at my folks house, we set off cross country, first stop Charleston West VA. It was as boring as it sounds, although Tupelo seemed to dig it. Next Nashville Tennessee, where I heard the phrase "In the infinite wisdom of George W. Bush..." uttered without a hint of sarcasm. Heard some kick ass country music though. Then New Orleans. We got drunk a lot. Had a fantastic run through the french quarter. The ex and I were getting along great. Friends. The friend she brought along? They weren't getting on quite so well. He made it as far as Austin, where his cross country expereince ended with the airport. Dispite that rather uncomfortable and awkward situation, and the days prior, Austin was amazing. Everything was 50's kisch. The people were friendly. Weather hot, but nice, and the bats are awesome. They have like 700000 bats that emerge every night from under one of the bridges down there, at the same time. Awesome. El Paso was entirely forgettable, especially since I forgot my passport and couldn't go to Mexico. Vegas was quick. LA we saw the directors cut of Donnie Darko, with a cast & crew discussion after. And now SF.

We arrived a week ago today. I spent the first two nights in t he city here. I really love it, so I started re-exploring the idea of getting an apartment in SF. I found an $850 pet friendly studio, close to BART (whcihwill take me to school and back for about $6/day). The difference in cost of the Berkeley apartment shares I was looking at was negligible ($725), the transportation do-able, and the apartment and area amazing so I went for it. I've spent the last few days in Vallejo with my best friend from HS, and having a great time. Went to a Giants game... sbc is an amazing ballpark. Finally moved into the place yesterday, and got the computer today.

The computer. Toshiba. 512 MB DDR, 60 G Hard Drive, Intel Pro Wireless, 1.5 ghz Pentium M, 15" screen, DVD burner. $1500 after rebate. They beat my corporate discount at HP/Compac.

Whew. Ok, now to start focusing on school. After 2 more weeks off just messing around of course.

Life is good.
Saturday, July 03, 2004

Post 100

This is my 100th post, and I wonder how many times I'll have to type it. I'm on my mom's 1995 PC and for some reason everytime I hit the backspace key, it goes back a page. Then everything is erased.

Lots and lots going on. Big news.

One, I got my loan. I went for the CitiAssist, as planned, with my mom as a cosigner. I got approved for the full amount, and amazingly,got the rate for "Excellent" credit, Prime +.25%! I was scared when reading the details as it said the the credit decision was primarily based on the borrowers history, not the cosigner's. It looked like with "Fair" credit and a cosigner, I would get Prime +3%, instead of Prime +4% (without a cosigner). "Good" credit would get me +1% (instead of 3%), and excellent was +.25% either way. I thought best case would be the 1%. Surprise. Yay. : )

Not only that, but I got a FULL paycheck from work. So I signed up for orientation and all that junk with the $930 bill. I opted out of the ropes course and San Francisco photo scavenger hunt, and in for the A's game and bar night. Also in for the challenge for charity picnic. Basically if it didn't carry an extra fee, I signed up (save the scavenger hunt, which sounded too geeky, even for an ice breaker). Yes, I did sign up for math camp, why?

On the personal front... that friend I wasn't speaking with turned into an email blow-up fight. Now we are definitely not speaking. I've never had this happen before... a multi-year close friendship end. It's pretty much as troubling and hurtful as a break up. I moved out of the apartement without much incident, people took a bunch more crap I threw on the street. I saw the Yankees lose to the Mets twice and beat the Sox once. I sold some furniture on Craig's list. I went to the zoo with my nephews. I've been busting my ass to do last minute chores for the family and prepare for our fourth of july bbq/going away party tomorrow.

And Monday we leave. 11 days. Still need to book hotels. Oh, and I almost forgot. The ex threw a new stereo in the car and got Sirius for free! After sampling it, I have to say, Sirius is m'f'in awesome. Seriously. On that lame pun, I'll take off.
Thursday, June 24, 2004

Emotional, Pissed

Ok, so I am feeling a bit better than this morning, when I finally started freaking out a little at the prospect of moving across the entire country, away from my family and friends. And not living with my dog anymore, who I love a ridulously large amount. Also, a person who was one of my closest friends stopped talking to me for a unreasonable reason, and the fact that it appears she'll leave it like this has gotten me pretty damned blue. So I was sad. Plus I waited on line 2 hours last night to see a band called the Killers, and then did not get inside the bar. Apparently, they forgot to mention that it was an "industry night". What bunk. Screw the mercury lounge. At least I was on line in front of these three dudes who made me feel like I was sitting in mystery science theatre 2000. And we had some road sodas.

Ok, the other thing that shocked pissed me ff is $930 in mandatory Berkeley fees, just to cover math camp, orientation, and membership in the MBA association which "98% of students join" for $450 a year. Crap! Not sure where that is coming from. I had some green set aside for the aforementioned computer, now it looks like it will have to go to this instead, for the time being.

Place is almost packed. People took a 1/4 full bottle of olive oil today which I put out as a test. My GMAT & B-school books are now outside, untouched. ALong with internet marketing books and the triathletes training bible, they mak eup some of the most unwanted items in Greenpoint.

My moving quote was $1400 for 2 people, with 30 days free storage in CA. Not too bad. I know I said I love the pooch a little too much, but the ex wants to buy her a little mini-suitcase, packed with her toys, that she will put state stickers on as we go cross country. SO I guess it's right that she gets her.


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